September 2011
That awkward moment when you can't get them legs...
At first, you’re like:
& she still got her legs closed! Then your black homies are like: Then you’re all like:
click here if you’re awkward
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Pokemon Mega-Post
tyleroakley:
EVERY. SINGLE. POKEMON.
COOLEST. POST. EVER.
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I'M BAD AT COMMUNICATING BECAUSE I'M SOCIALLY...
Ugh. The things I do.
I am, kind of, a terrible person. I wear a bandana around my wrist because it was so cool when you did it. And the shirt I got from you is my favorite. And to help teach a little kid his directions I put a red clip on his right shoe and a blue one to his left. And because of you I’m so much fucking happier than I used to be. Because you made me realize I could actually be happy. Even though...
Hey! Listen! Hey!! I care :)
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am...”
– Oscar Wilde (via iviore)
If I was a rich girl:
tyleroakley:
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Accurate.
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I feel ripped off.
thegermanandthejew:
Lesson of the day: That “making someone you like jealous so they’ll try harder” bullshit is stupid. Making someone jealous on purpose does not make you seem mysterious or make them want to get with you more and sooner. It just makes you seem like an ass with other options that you like to wave in the face of someone who cares about you.
In short, don’t make people jealous on...
On a lighter note
Gay pride is just fun. I do the parades and the dressing up like I was thrown up on by a unicorn because its a good time. Straight people mad they can’t party like us.
If its called vaguebooking on facebook..
Whats it called on tumblr? Oh well here goes one. I have lost all respect for you because of that. You’re gay. I know. Because when we kissed there were fireworks. Because you grabbed me and kissed me in front of everyone without hesitation. So why do you pretend you aren’t now? I mean least importantly it cheapens what we used to have by pretending it was a phase. But more importantly...
When I first joined Tumblr I was like
WTF is anon
WTF is a GIF
Wtf is the vowel between the l and r in Tumblr?
WTF do I do!
Now I’m Like
Most Funniest Posts On Tumblr Here
I reblog this because its fucking stupid. If you joined tumblr and didnt know shit about the internet, like what is anon? what is a gif? you should just leave the internet. I joined tumblr when I was already well versed in the internets. in fact...
WatchSo these songs ar ridiculously happy. and it makes me happy. I likey them lots. you should listen. for me? Album is Summer By Your Heart It should be noted I will almost never bump someones whole album. Because I’m not a commercial. However this stuff is beautiful :3
NO
No. Stop it. I am not going to reblog every little thing I support. Thats annoying and clutters all 4 of my followers dashboard AND IM NOT ABOUT THAT. In other news. I am fucking awesome. Like. Beyond awesome. I am mega awesome. Life is good. Birthdays in a month, and I’m expecting a great one. Also I have tea. WHICH BRINGS ME TO A RANT. Tea without sugar is not “unsweetened” it...
Again
Bah. Body…tired…mind…exploding. I think I’m probably sick. But sleeping now doesn’t seem right. Ah well. This was originally a FAR more interesting post. My eyes drifted shut and when I opened them again I didn’t like anything I wrote. In other news…ah…nothing. Really, nothing. Girl I was interested in because she seemed different is turning out to...
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
wemakeourownway:
ayeoo-its-rachellegee:
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
I love my friends.
I either just found out a friend of mine is a MASSIVE troll, and is pretending to be a chick. Or he wishes he was a chick so he pretends to be one.
SFW Story time: Working title
“I was almost executed by your fucking government. Instead I was so mercifully banished,” He said, gazing past the Commander. “I’m a ‘Worthless and destructive mercenary who cares no more for human life than his paycheck affords.’ Isn’t that right?” The Commander’s own words thrown in his face left him speechless. Kail continued. “Why...
That awkward moment where you forget to turn off...
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Going on a following spree again.
livsface:
My dash can be slow in the early morning, and I love seeing new things coming up. Plus, new friends~! ♥ and we can experience those totally awesome Klaine/Glee sex riots when they pop up on September 20th.
So reblog if you love:
Glee
Klaine
CrissColfer
Chris Colfer and Kurt Hummel
Darren Criss and Blaine Anderson
Starkid
Brittana
Faberry
But I don’t ship Kurtofsky or Kum. :[
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lying cunt.
Moving swiftly along. I was just corrected for using couple as a sort of vague blanket term for more than one. As in “Just a couple more questions.” So the story goes, I was discussing the beta (basically a pre-release test for a game) for Battlefield 3 with a few nerd buddies. A friend said it was supposed to be a couple weeks before launch, and another said it was supposed to be this...
Thank you!
I remember why I stopped talking to you for so long. You are just such a cunt. So thanks. You aren’t reading this because you don’t follow me. But thats just as well.
Loud and clear
YOU. YES YOU. STOP IT. Just let me know if you're...
So yeah. I can't sleep. Also no one will read this
Sometimes I just can’t sleep. Its magic really. Usually those days where I don’t get up to much. So I just can’t sleep. My bodies tired but my mind hasn’t really been stressed in any way so it just keeps me awake, buzzing with thoughts. Never good ones. My life as a whole is pretty good. I’m enjoying myself for like 85% of it. Relationships. Any time I make an...
YES YOU ARE SO LOVED. KINDLY SHUT ALL OF YOUR...
When eating chicken nuggets, slow the fuck down....
I do (sarcastically) enjoy it when..
we’re talking and you just stop or fall asleep or get caught up doing something else. I mean, I’m not perfect and it happens to me too. But its far from every night. Fuck it, who cares. On to bigger and better things Just as life started getting boring things are looking up. Mums getting a new job, as am I. Met an adorably sweet girl, and even if things don’t work out its still...
Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, asexual,...
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
I'm a Hufflepuff just stayin relaxed, gimme drinks...
Well then :D
My slow trickling gain of followers means I have to decide what kind of blog I want so they come in quicker. I’d do erotica but thats going on my recently renamed http://brettrotica.tumblr.com/ (shameless plug. its okay there aren’t enough of you for me to feel bad about plugging it.) I could go on the way I have been, posting whatever I feel like writing/pics from around the web that...
Ohhhhh
I’m sick of hearing about him ;)
